Tribe.net. Local Connections Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#e1fd436e-7412-4237-8d7a-38fd3061edba 2005-09-23T00:48:59Z 2005-09-23T00:48:59Z

Sorry about the absence, folks. Had a little breakdown. I'm back now.

Steven 2005-09-23T00:48:59Z Marie http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#87ff96b5-c363-45d0-83ed-dda704e7d469 2005-09-04T02:01:05Z 2005-09-04T02:01:05Z

A dog that I was dog sitting ate heroin wrapped in balloons. Explain that to a vet. No I don't do heroin anymore and no I don't dog sit anymore and no I don't allow anyone to dog sit my dogs either. B

Marie 2005-09-04T02:01:05Z Dr. http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#6b2261c4-7766-4c6a-85b8-5337da112f69 2005-09-03T00:34:37Z 2005-09-03T00:34:37Z

steven u a lawyer me activist and advocate for animals as well as peeps rights u did not over react at all! we need to protect our pets cause they protect us! and love us unconditionally.....2 days b4 Katrina chompers and stranger ran away i saw them the next day in a pack with 3 other dogs on my way to work I could not turn back we have sooooo much traffic!!! now i am dogless in pensacola! u watch ...someday i will get the yorkie I dream about! peace!

Dr. 2005-09-03T00:34:37Z Slurpee http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#73144e48-eeed-46d7-bfdd-0725e187a36f 2005-08-30T18:20:53Z 2005-08-30T18:20:53Z

my pitty has never eaten anything but a corner of a sneaker when she was 10 weeks old. my corgi, when I was a little kid, ate the school pet hamsters my sister brought home over vacation, our pet turtles and our bird. my parents weren't good with setting animal boundaries.

Slurpee 2005-08-30T18:20:53Z Lisa http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#f1a9cece-788f-40b0-97a7-87306a21a54f 2005-08-30T18:00:51Z 2005-08-30T18:00:51Z

My rottie ate: * trim on the house * turn signals off motorcycle * bag of balloons (deflated and passed whole) * wall - sheetrock * sunglasses * remotes * redwood gate My shepherd: * loves paper products (paper towels, tp, binder paper, printing paper, etc) * socks * underwear * foam mattress pad (came out in chunks) * tampons * bread off of kitchen counter * anything can reach on kitchen counter... inc. medication * grandma's coffee table

Lisa 2005-08-30T18:00:51Z J. http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#5dc2bc26-2bfd-4fb5-9bbe-e22ec8db69a2 2005-08-28T22:44:33Z 2005-08-28T22:44:33Z

Koko: tennis balls, shoe leather, tanbark, dirt, flies, kleenex Lula: snail bait(very close call!), Ivory soap, kleenex

J. 2005-08-28T22:44:33Z Snoopy http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#696f1721-f999-4955-8767-f1bf1eb863bc 2005-08-28T20:15:44Z 2005-08-28T20:15:44Z

We keep bathroom trash on top of the toilet. I.E., the trash can is on top of the back of the toilet. Otherwise, kleenex, toilet paper, and bloody tampons would be all over the place! They love to chew on kleenex or anything else that is papery and cloth-like. I have to watch them or they will find a fabric softener cloth and go to work!

Snoopy 2005-08-28T20:15:44Z Jill http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#9575e8c3-3d40-4c45-af9e-6f8a73f6a2da 2005-08-28T19:36:49Z 2005-08-28T19:36:49Z

the only thing my dog decided to eat (other than yummy cat poo), was the new case for my palm pilot. I decided he thought I was working too hard. I now use the hole in the case as a handy shorage pocket.

Jill 2005-08-28T19:36:49Z Rebecculous http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#d7974260-a1e7-4482-9883-c0969d457de3 2005-08-28T07:05:59Z 2005-08-28T07:05:59Z

Well, yeah, my dogs have eaten more than their share of shoes, remotes, game controllers, tampons (often vomited in a row, fun fun), the handles off of my luggage, one of each of my fave high heels, and of course the occasional brightly-colored feces reveals a kitchen glove or strand of clothing, but what my dogs most love eating is my freaking underwear... I now have almost none left and have begun buying them at the 99cent store so I won't get mad. (yep, they have cutish semi-disposible thongs at the one near my house!) Their tatse for tampons makes me nervous though...what if they figure out I'm mostly made of blood and delicious meat?

Rebecculous 2005-08-28T07:05:59Z Roger http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#d540085a-313f-470d-ad23-de61ba8208ad 2005-08-24T21:39:24Z 2005-08-24T21:39:24Z

Steven apology accepted and we was mad at stupid toothless relatives and you are correct in your view that they shouldnt be around animals if i could they wouldnt be aroung peeps either. thank you .

Roger 2005-08-24T21:39:24Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#5e5bf595-2eb2-4a6e-81b9-7c69af6e49b1 2005-08-24T21:35:23Z 2005-08-24T21:35:23Z

I have that book... that's where I got the poem from (see earlier this post).

Steven 2005-08-24T21:35:23Z Susan http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#58c93591-1f02-474a-b9f0-e01f98e64bc1 2005-08-24T21:26:16Z 2005-08-24T21:26:16Z

If Only You Knew How Much I Smell You : True Portraits of Dogs by Roy Blount, Valerie Shaff http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0821224972/002-6313565-2237628?v=glance Great book!

Susan 2005-08-24T21:26:16Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#457d6bea-3cfd-46c2-884b-38b85c29be89 2005-08-24T21:18:21Z 2005-08-24T21:18:21Z

Roger, please read my previous post. I admitted to overreacting. And for that I apologize.

Steven 2005-08-24T21:18:21Z Roger http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#98d19f37-96b3-4f99-9fdb-07f5e07370d9 2005-08-24T21:14:37Z 2005-08-24T21:14:37Z

Steven sir wow what a post. Now i have an ideal how it was in 1938 germany Pls Steven i have never hurt anybody except in sporting contests and I don't hurt my pets. i am new to this tribe saw a thing i could post on told the truth and what now you want the authorities to come take my four dogs away. Get real we did seek medical help and the doc said if we lucky dog be all right and now the dog is a teetolar ya happy now. Sorry for the angry peace out tribe peeps!

Roger 2005-08-24T21:14:37Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#953be51b-4f70-4f63-9236-45fc5b01f55f 2005-08-24T21:09:34Z 2005-08-24T21:09:34Z

Mishka, well taken. Perhaps I overreacted... product of stress. Regarding your dog eating advil, this is a totally distinguishable situation. Given the curious and tenacious nature of dogs combined with their voracious appetite, it is understandable that they will occasionally get into things they are not supposed to. Once my dogs ate an ant bait that I did not know was there, left in the house by a previous owner in some remote corner. I was beside myself. However, *feeding* a dog (or any animal) poison (alcohol is poison to dogs) is inexcusable. Perhaps I jumped on Roger without due cause... he appeared to be *complaining* about his relatives, which I overlooked in my leap to anger. Perhaps my wrath should be directed only at his toothless inbred "relatives"... who in my opinion should be barred from being near animals.

Steven 2005-08-24T21:09:34Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#13d1f166-5ace-48f0-b58d-08460ffc3d2e 2005-08-24T20:31:32Z 2005-08-24T20:31:32Z

threatening someone isn't going to help, especially when he seems to be acknowledging the error of said "stupid relatives" by his namecalling and his sympathy for said "poor dog". are you going to report me? my dog got into some advil and nearly died. or is your anger that he did not specifically express whether or not he sought medical attention?

Mishka 2005-08-24T20:31:32Z *SilverUnicorn* http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#a508ff23-cd2b-48a1-b87b-4cea456953e5 2005-08-24T12:01:21Z 2005-08-24T12:01:21Z

"that poor dog plain hung over alcohol poising for 5 days!" Poisoning is *exactly* what it is! Especially when it's a young pup! It literally could kill him. PLEASE keep your pup away from them!

*SilverUnicorn* 2005-08-24T12:01:21Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#626a569b-fd37-43ca-a6f7-b5a80fb1abe8 2005-08-24T07:23:25Z 2005-08-24T07:23:25Z

Roger, there's a name for what your "stupid Wisconsin relatives" have done. It's called animal abuse. As a member of the Animal Legal Defense Fund, I feel I have to advise you that by exposing your dog to your "stupid relatives," you are abusing him. Deal with it (i.e., do not allow your "stupid relatives" to be alone with your dog) or I will turn this thread into the appropriate authorities. If they deem it appropriate to do so, they can issue a subpoena to Tribe, get your IP address, and get you. FYI, I ain't hardly bullshitting.

Steven 2005-08-24T07:23:25Z Roger http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#82b96676-0ebf-4c27-aaec-aab104c821e8 2005-08-24T05:11:54Z 2005-08-24T05:11:54Z

Stupid Wisconsin relatives feed out 4 month old hound dog lots of beer brats , that poor dog plain hung over alcohol poising for 5 days!

Roger 2005-08-24T05:11:54Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#bb1e33f7-4c1f-4c30-b52f-79025e12508d 2005-08-23T05:28:26Z 2005-08-23T05:28:26Z

too busy to bother with petty human affairs! interesting that huskies often seem to have blue/brown irises.. perhaps they have a small gene pool and recessive traits aren't so recessive?

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-23T05:28:26Z Paladin http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#073f845b-3a05-479f-ba88-d95a85882405 2005-08-23T04:36:59Z 2005-08-23T04:36:59Z

I have a Border Collie ... The strangest thing she ever ate ... Dinner in her bowl. sorry, guys.

Paladin 2005-08-23T04:36:59Z Dr. http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#ad7833e0-1fe0-4376-9429-bdf3c5d1814b 2005-08-23T04:18:11Z 2005-08-23T04:18:11Z

champers now has a playmate a male neutered husky with one blue eye and one brown eye was on his way to pound so we rescue him he is so well mannered that champers is jealous and following suit he has not chewed anything since stranger (as my son calls him) got here! can that be the solution????? a distraction? or wellbehaved role model!!!lol!

Dr. 2005-08-23T04:18:11Z Snoopy http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#c8e87fb7-b9be-414f-8bca-24dec7675080 2005-08-21T02:10:49Z 2005-08-21T02:10:49Z

Our two German Shepherds have thankfully not figured out yet that the garbage can can be *knocked over*. :) Between the two of them, they've taken out remote controls, my husband's dress shoes, feet scrapers (to rub off dead heal skin that otherwise cracks), toilet paper, kleenex, q-tips, my husband's wallet through his blue jeans (thankfully w/o actually consuming either, just chewing!), my husband's credit card, our doggy pet-scope (I guess they didn't want that in their ears anymore!), the owners manual for my husband's motorcycle... and other stuff I just can't remember. Since my motorcycle manual has been missing for a while, I'm rather suspicious about if it became a doggy chew toy, as well. :)

Snoopy 2005-08-21T02:10:49Z Marianimal http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#d1b917c5-344a-4447-923d-fb997e19496f 2005-08-20T21:38:51Z 2005-08-20T21:38:51Z

Wow, my roommate's APBT is positively finicky compared to some of y'all's dogs. He prefers to open the food containers and eat only the contents, not so much the packaging. He's eaten several packages of the following off of pantry shelves and tabletops: rice n'soy milk blend firm tofu sour cream butter peanut butter For awhile there he was always into the kitchen garbage and any bathroom wastebaskets that had tampons in them. Yuck-ola. We tried putting picante sauce on the garbage to discourage him, but that became a waste of good sauce. Finally we humans had to get smart enough to keep all interesting garbage out of his reach, in the dumpster outside the fence.

Marianimal 2005-08-20T21:38:51Z astrid http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#01f5f08d-1c62-41df-bdd5-7883ccd5a807 2005-08-19T18:12:01Z 2005-08-19T18:12:01Z

No...I went in to work every day swearing his time on this earth was limited...LOL The funny thing was...people kept saying 'buy him chew toys'...and my apartment already looked like a testing field for dog goodies. You could'nt take a step without stepping on a chew toy! Oh...and I got my rings back...LOL

astrid 2005-08-19T18:12:01Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#c52d6611-621c-4bd4-a8e4-31525081c988 2005-08-19T17:03:48Z 2005-08-19T17:03:48Z

did you pat him on the head and say good dog...

BarSnake 2005-08-19T17:03:48Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#b06fe41d-d59d-4a76-8731-b918e3f4a196 2005-08-19T16:23:56Z 2005-08-19T16:23:56Z

When he ate the Birkenstocks, did he have them with Sauerkraut and a Becks?

Steven 2005-08-19T16:23:56Z astrid http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#70b7b448-80c1-40b6-b2f1-99cca2ac1d82 2005-08-19T16:15:47Z 2005-08-19T16:15:47Z

Tristan has eaten: 2 prs. of Birkenstocks 2 rings various earrings a barstool the linoleum in the kitchen several prs of slippers several stuffed animals a rug many pillows a straw basket The list goes on...and that was just when he was a pup!

astrid 2005-08-19T16:15:47Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#9edac170-f037-496a-839b-6f4374b06cb8 2005-08-19T15:28:02Z 2005-08-19T15:28:02Z

point being - the wife needs new shoes? is yer dog - or yer wife's?

BarSnake 2005-08-19T15:28:02Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#d1a6f29c-e90e-4588-a75c-004900226597 2005-08-19T04:41:23Z 2005-08-19T04:41:23Z

My dog can't hold a candle to any of these stories, but she has a fetish.. shoes. She ate ONLY ONE SHOE of twenty-seven pairs of my wife's shoes one day when she figured out how to sneak into the closet (leaving 27/54 shoes intact). This was my wife's entire shoe collection minus the pair on her feet. I guess she was trying to make a point.

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-19T04:41:23Z robin http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#76770ed5-69e2-4785-ae4a-995a3d969fc3 2005-08-18T05:13:34Z 2005-08-18T05:13:34Z

My parents' dog ate my prom shoes. Mason ate a dead thing he found in the marsh once. I don't even want to know what it was. My dog Coco used to eat the buttons of f of my shirts. Lucy seems to have taken to the passenger seat belt in my car and the blankets on my couch.

robin 2005-08-18T05:13:34Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#8a9d280e-1b17-4167-8ce7-e719e6e057b1 2005-08-17T21:04:42Z 2005-08-17T21:04:42Z

the bird likes to taunt him now.

Mishka 2005-08-17T21:04:42Z Dr. http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0e0fedfd-86a0-4fd5-869a-aa91908389c9 2005-08-17T20:21:10Z 2005-08-17T20:21:10Z

Imagine how the birdie feels!!!ha! ha! my dog finally went for the panties and the bras and the skeins of yarn...he thinks he's a cat! peace, lilac

Dr. 2005-08-17T20:21:10Z principessa crankypants http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#2fea6cfb-9c0e-428c-b1af-382ae06ff012 2005-08-16T15:22:43Z 2005-08-16T15:22:43Z

my dog ate my toothbrush, among other things. there was the whole slab of chevre a loaf of bread numerous sticks of butter my lunch when i forgot to bring it to work my bra used tampons/pads kitty poop, any time she can get near the litter box those little fur mice my cats like any stuffed animal that has ever crossed my threshold the front passenger seat upholstry in my old car an egg carton

principessa crankypants 2005-08-16T15:22:43Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#cf7730e1-ecd7-4da8-a504-d4cbd8bbc386 2005-08-13T05:50:56Z 2005-08-13T05:50:56Z

LMFAO!!! For those that don't know, "MRE" stands for "Meal Read to Eat." It's a self-heating pre-packaged military meal made for combat. They're like 5000 calories each. And the heating element is not meant to be consumed LOLOLOL.

Steven 2005-08-13T05:50:56Z Dr. http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#df26c51c-f4a4-401c-9ce8-40c04adb68e6 2005-08-13T05:42:17Z 2005-08-13T05:42:17Z

here i thought i was alone !!! our dog Champers when hes good Chompers when hes chewing and devouring everything in sight a black lab has eaten four special orthepedic shoes(very expensive), 2 cell phone chargers, two disposable cameras package and all, 2 strings of christmas lights, 7 MRE's including the heating element, a couch, a love seat,15 books corners and middles mostly....he climbs.....he's going to obeidience school I'm loosing my mind.....my son is building him an out door house he can not stay home alone peace lilac i told the boys i wanted a yorkie!

Dr. 2005-08-13T05:42:17Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#29622c56-8ae4-4443-9ecd-412aa4dd917c 2005-08-13T05:13:56Z 2005-08-13T05:13:56Z

I wonder if our dogs have any idea how funny they are.

Steven 2005-08-13T05:13:56Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0acb6ccf-edcc-4f92-a541-6edc4a007b34 2005-08-13T05:12:53Z 2005-08-13T05:12:53Z

I'm so glad I started this topic. These posts are freakin' priceless! Every one of them.

Steven 2005-08-13T05:12:53Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0d280b89-b96a-4bf6-995c-887b37468f34 2005-08-13T01:44:48Z 2005-08-13T01:44:48Z

thats ok---i fully admit the humor in my canine's gastronomic adventures. they do make excellent stories when meeting new people, as well. ;)

Mishka 2005-08-13T01:44:48Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#90b699fc-e868-438f-87d5-3569bad50190 2005-08-13T01:19:54Z 2005-08-13T01:19:54Z

Ewww, that reminds me of when my jack russell used to like to fish used tampons out of the trash! Ahhh!

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-13T01:19:54Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#779d2718-9eb3-4f3d-ac6a-be3fe2778af1 2005-08-13T01:18:56Z 2005-08-13T01:18:56Z

My baby pit bull ate my sunglasses, and at least two pairs of flip flops! She likes the flip flops the most! Shame on me....I didn't replace her Bouda bones!

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-13T01:18:56Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#9a495514-3cb2-47db-a945-f8125dfd6be9 2005-08-12T00:41:20Z 2005-08-12T00:41:20Z

Reminds me of a poem... What does this mean... Expensive shoe? I only ate it... Because it smelled like you. Taken from a book of dog poems... I will post the editor/author later (don't have it handy now)

Steven 2005-08-12T00:41:20Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#a7cf2bbe-6945-4ee1-940e-3c7a97b49ec7 2005-08-11T23:26:00Z 2005-08-11T23:26:00Z

my roomates pup did that to me. rat bastard. i had a fabulous collection at one point, and now it is gone! and why is it that they will specifically hunt down and consume your most favorite, prettiest, newest panties first?

Mishka 2005-08-11T23:26:00Z Kat http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#34391431-1e95-460d-ba5c-25af3ee95255 2005-08-11T23:22:50Z 2005-08-11T23:22:50Z

Oh no, my undies are definately being eaten by the dog. I have caught him in the act on more than one occassion. He is so weird too, he eats the crotches out of them and then moves on to others. I obviously understand it, but I think it still pretty gross.

Kat 2005-08-11T23:22:50Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#32109e6a-e7c4-4e0b-b841-9f83bc56cd2c 2005-08-11T20:02:16Z 2005-08-11T20:02:16Z

oh, i forgot the time chai snuck outside and scavenged every....umm...leaving.....of my roommates dog, then came back inside, drank waaay too much water (very hot day) and proceeded to vomit eveything in his belly all over the kitchen floor just as my roommate and i were both running out the door. it even got under the fridge. i was on crutches too. she was a rockin roomie. she helped me clean up.

Mishka 2005-08-11T20:02:16Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#c588d167-da18-45d4-8928-4b12a0728ac1 2005-08-11T19:35:37Z 2005-08-11T19:35:37Z

Are you sure it's the dog that's eating your lingerie? If you have a husband or live-in boyfriend, you may want to check his alibi.

Steven 2005-08-11T19:35:37Z Kat http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0492a5e3-404f-4bce-9a0e-d5e005e11d2c 2005-08-11T18:48:07Z 2005-08-11T18:48:07Z

Nugget Lab/Rottweiler Mis, 8 months old *6 rolls of toilet paper *13 CD's - cases/covers included *wooden incense burner, including the burnt incense sticks and dust *4 water bottles *countless pairs of Victoria's Secret undies *4 DVD's - just the cases, licked all over the actual DVD's *the heels off of both of my high heeled shoes *the couch *financial aid paperwork *a checkbook *4 decks of playing cards *USB cable (not plugged into anything) I am sure I am forgetting most things....

Kat 2005-08-11T18:48:07Z Sandy http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#32808b14-968d-4f44-bf49-76f03580c538 2005-08-11T17:48:04Z 2005-08-11T17:48:04Z

Max (7-yr old Lab): * One large toy rope (not chewed) which came back out as it went in * 2/3 of all decorations on the Christmas tree his first year, especially the glass balls and strings of (plugged in!!!) lights. Had ground glass lining his gums until we brushed his teeth. Thankfully the husband of the couple we bought him from was an MRI tech, manager of a radiology clinic. I called them up and we got him scanned immediately. Not one bit of internal bleeding. * At least one bite out of every single item in the house he could get his teeth in (we were sparsely furnished at the time, so not as bad as it sounds) *except* my books. The only book harmed was the one my husband was reading sitting on his night stand. lol. * Most of a chicken carcass, one of his few forays into the garbage. While we were home!! Another trip to be MRI'd. lol. Wasn't funny then but is now. Breeze (6.5-month-old Lab) Much longer list: * One miniature volume of Edgar Allan Poe stories from 1905. * The complete works of Christopher Moore except for "Lamb", because it's the one I'm currently reading and has been in my night stand drawer. * Multiple other books, mostly Faulkner and Road Dahl's adult fiction * 5-6 pieces of firewood on the back deck * 3-4 slugs (the huge slimy northwest type, not the firearm type) * One pair of Walmart branded lady's boots (a friend's). If he eats the ones I replaced them with...my husband may banish him to his crate forever even though he won't put him in it to keep him from damaging things when unsupervised. * One Amy Brown Fairy Diva figurine * 6 women's plastic hair clips of varying sizes * Several of the household toddler's stuffed animals * 4 aluminum soft drink cans (minus the actual soda) * all of our mortgage papers * at least one $400 baseball card * corners of two dresser drawers * 3 rolls of TP * one-third of a queen-sized bed skirt * 4 or 5 votive candle holders * one pumice stone * one nightlight * numerous sandwiches (until my husband learned not to leave them unattended) * anything the toddler of the house is eating unless he's watched carefully. She feeds him scraps sometimes, which I am trying to STOP so he knows to not take anything from her, dang it!! I *think* that's it, but he's eaten so much....it's hard to remember. None as funny as Mishka's doggie's escapades. Sorry, Mishka, not sure if it's what your dog ate or how you phrased it. I'm sure Breeze's will be funny someday....

Sandy 2005-08-11T17:48:04Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#677bc020-8a7a-42cb-9f79-dc29cbacb9ab 2005-08-11T15:26:39Z 2005-08-11T15:26:39Z

oh - yeah socks and underware - can't even count...the wife actually loves this part - she gets new bras on a weekly basis.

BarSnake 2005-08-11T15:26:39Z O2 http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#fefbd4f8-8e76-4d3c-a9c2-c520e5e382f6 2005-08-11T13:38:26Z 2005-08-11T13:38:26Z

wow...... My dog just chews on the toys he's supposed to....... Darn him!!!!

O2 2005-08-11T13:38:26Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#a6c7eb20-1f40-4603-bde7-0cc2d6d7644c 2005-08-11T05:01:40Z 2005-08-11T05:01:40Z

Oh... forgot to mention socks. I gave up trying to stop them. Now, I show up in court (I'm an attorney) with a nicely pressed suit, shined shoes, nice silk tie, and holes in the sides of my socks.

Steven 2005-08-11T05:01:40Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#c83c5745-5282-4e58-8a3c-66a420a440b9 2005-08-11T03:07:30Z 2005-08-11T03:07:30Z

My brother's rottweiler ate one of my niece's dirty diapers, and her umbilical cord after it fell off--among other things. That's a hungry dog!

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-11T03:07:30Z $item.owner.firstName http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#79de0d21-c552-49df-b070-118aa1a9aa5b 2005-08-11T03:04:28Z 2005-08-11T03:04:28Z

well, my dog hasn't done as much damage, being that she's a petite, 20 lb. chihuaua mix--but she's a chow hound, and any chance she gets, she goes for food. She's eaten all of the following when nobody was watching: a full plate of chocolate chip cookies (didn't even get sick) whole wedge of cheese croissant a whole loaf of garlic bread large bowl (party size) of tortilla chips numerous socks attempted, but not successful: a leg of lamb several live chickens (one of the funniest stories ever about my dog)

$item.owner.firstName 2005-08-11T03:04:28Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#8179a381-2d32-43fd-b1d3-5e2559cb932e 2005-08-11T00:26:53Z 2005-08-11T00:26:53Z

I remember a scary one... an ant bait. I came home and found the pieces. I didn't even know it was in the house (aparently from the previous owners). I was beside myself (my dogs are like my children). I called the manufacturer (Johnson Wax). They were awesome. I expected to get some endless automated phone-tree, or at best some imbecile in a phone bank. Instead, I got a poison control specialist within about 30 seconds. We went through the whole thing in exacting detail, and he assured me that all was fine, given that it was only one bait, and it was at least 5 years old.

Steven 2005-08-11T00:26:53Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#e224d163-d1ea-4031-9ef7-c95a94082bdf 2005-08-11T00:16:11Z 2005-08-11T00:16:11Z

almost the exact same thing with Chai and my best friends bird, only in reverse, with slow motion photography. he looked like sylvester the cat when i got my hands on him---just one little feather stickin out of the corner of his mouth.... then out came the birdie, freaked, half bald, but otherwise fine. he still is afraid of birds today because of that incident.

Mishka 2005-08-11T00:16:11Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#7218259e-a529-44d1-b62e-adc4512f859c 2005-08-11T00:11:29Z 2005-08-11T00:11:29Z

ha...one of my first experiences with a great dane...i was a little kid - mebbe 4th grade - playing in back yard - our back yard neighbors had a big great dane that we used to play with all the time. one time he was just laying with his paws out in front of him...had this funny look on his face...we were calling him to come play - he just lay there... finally he opened his mouth and a chihuahua came jumping out! we laffed so hard i never did see where the chihuahua went...the great dane then came over to play!

BarSnake 2005-08-11T00:11:29Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#e2e77001-e571-417b-a942-1b5df5771cdf 2005-08-11T00:02:23Z 2005-08-11T00:02:23Z

i wish the yorkie's owner had taken it with such aplomb. the little bugger was fine, after all. a bit slobbery, perhaps.....but he even tried to jump back into Chai's mouth for another go at the fun ride.

Mishka 2005-08-11T00:02:23Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#36840d2c-f36f-4452-96b0-4e631472c2c9 2005-08-10T23:58:53Z 2005-08-10T23:58:53Z

well heck - who hasn't mistaken a yorkie for a squeaky toy?!?!?

BarSnake 2005-08-10T23:58:53Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#7811d7d9-cc18-455e-86b3-13f9d89297ff 2005-08-10T23:46:20Z 2005-08-10T23:46:20Z

oh yeah---half my stuffies, of course, and almost my best friends bird. a near miss on a yorkie, as well, but that was because he thought it was a squeaky toy.

Mishka 2005-08-10T23:46:20Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#08ac4d61-da2e-48f1-976a-a50b6c4c177e 2005-08-10T23:34:50Z 2005-08-10T23:34:50Z

oh - thanks for reminding me - add to the list 2 DishTV remote controls - one they replaced for free cuz the guy wouoldn't quit laffin - the 2nd one cost me $50 - damn gal didn't have a sense of humor!

BarSnake 2005-08-10T23:34:50Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#b8c380d2-0944-4e47-80f3-c8fe2f3a09d8 2005-08-10T23:16:36Z 2005-08-10T23:16:36Z

yup. he is actually very mellow, though. just apparently has a bit of an oral fixation. can you tell from how fat he is?

Mishka 2005-08-10T23:16:36Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#e36f316a-025a-4aa8-8816-ffd8ba241f26 2005-08-10T23:10:08Z 2005-08-10T23:10:08Z

Was it the Dalmatian in the picture?

Steven 2005-08-10T23:10:08Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#128bdb3f-64ed-4fef-a454-0ed6b8829259 2005-08-10T23:02:25Z 2005-08-10T23:02:25Z

he might have thought they were candy at first, and then just figured he had to finish once he had started. 2000 6mm orange plastic bb's. yup.

Mishka 2005-08-10T23:02:25Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#d80ae870-8c2d-4f6a-b44b-a7c30d3e6f7b 2005-08-10T23:00:30Z 2005-08-10T23:00:30Z

Wow, these lists are unbelievable. I shouldn't complain about my glasses or the remote control. Your dog ate bb's? Really? BB's?

Steven 2005-08-10T23:00:30Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#28918cbb-3483-4bd4-a3e5-1c6ab72b5ab4 2005-08-10T22:20:41Z 2005-08-10T22:20:41Z

bet the bb's slowed 'em down fer a bit!

BarSnake 2005-08-10T22:20:41Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#bad4c0df-1cc1-47e0-ad3e-c954ae591086 2005-08-10T22:20:15Z 2005-08-10T22:20:15Z

man - sounds like my house! *smile*

BarSnake 2005-08-10T22:20:15Z Mishka http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0cb79b8b-7a31-49ed-83b1-6a95fcce99b9 2005-08-10T22:10:39Z 2005-08-10T22:10:39Z

a soda can a glass bottle a bottle of advil when i took him to the vet for the advil, they left him alone in the exam room, at which point he ate a container of liquid stitches (krazy glue) two jars of nutella, complete with jar my roommates christmas presents---all of them 5 cardboard boxes a ten lb bag of birdseed an eight lb bag of raisins in an hour over forty plums....i got to count the pits later that night an airtight dog food container, and the twenty lb bag of dog food inside $86.23 and counting in cash 7 lipsticks 16 chapsticks an entire litter box, including contents a 2000 round bag of airsoft bb's i forget what else. oh, except for my chai..... the first day i had him he stole my chai latte--- thus, his name, Chai.

Mishka 2005-08-10T22:10:39Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#8e7a74e9-1fcf-4e42-aa2a-b9344c754788 2005-08-10T21:35:59Z 2005-08-10T21:35:59Z

Ah... such an awesome breed. Gentle giants.

Steven 2005-08-10T21:35:59Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#ebb4daa4-de11-4135-b335-6adb655a690e 2005-08-10T21:34:12Z 2005-08-10T21:34:12Z

ha great dane - you decide...

BarSnake 2005-08-10T21:34:12Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#158312d3-55f9-4fee-aaae-8360f3bbad95 2005-08-10T21:26:40Z 2005-08-10T21:26:40Z

A boot jack??!!! Is this a dog, or a velociraptor?

Steven 2005-08-10T21:26:40Z BarSnake http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#0138858d-ab17-46ec-8845-23a60a916a5a 2005-08-10T21:04:54Z 2005-08-10T21:04:54Z

a couch a water spigot 4 lawn chairs countless doggie beds 3 soccer balls a queen sized mattress a fainting couch 4 corners of a wooden dresser a garden hose 12 fence slats a barbecue grill several pairs of my wife's shoes...ferragamos a boot jack

BarSnake 2005-08-10T21:04:54Z Steven http://dogpeople.tribe.net/thread/b5022ce0-bc27-4670-acaf-8e73c5a2957b#2eac4aae-8cbb-4fad-bfd5-765f9375bd2b 2005-08-10T20:54:04Z 2005-08-10T20:54:04Z

Recently, either my Jack Russell or my mini-Schnauzer got ahold of my $400 Sergio Ferragamo prescription glasses, took them into the yard, and gave them a Picasso treatment. I still love my dogs more than words can describe. I invite you to post things your dog ate/destroyed, but you're not angry about. BTW, Lenscrafters fixed my specs in 10 minutes and didn't charge me a nickel. What a company!

Steven 2005-08-10T20:54:04Z